SMS Archives » Sardar http://www.smsarchives.com Yet another SMS Collection website Fri, 10 Aug 2012 22:12:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya Wo Uske Ghar… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1335 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1335#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 18:55:53 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1335 Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:-
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Bataoo,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1335 0 How do you recognize Sardar in School He… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1271 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1271#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:14:44 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1271 How do you recognize Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book
When the teacher erases the board

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1271 0 Sardar1 Yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain Sardar2… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1268 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1268#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:24:36 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1268 Sardar1:Yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar2:Aasman par.
Sardar1:Shit yaar
Sardar2: Kia howa?
Sardar1: Mein to darzi ko dey aaya.

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1268 0 Sardar was kissing a girl Ek aadmi dekh… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=953 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=953#comments Sat, 01 Oct 2011 18:31:17 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=953 Sardar was kissing a girl. Ek aadmi dekh raha tha.
Sardar: kya dekh raha hain?
Aadmi: Mera number kab aayega?
Sardar: Is ladki k baad.

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=953 0 1st Sardar 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=937 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=937#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:43:26 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=937 1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kiya Jaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jaye.

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=937 0 Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=936 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=936#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:46:33 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=936 Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don’t know sir I was sleeping..

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=936 0 what is the extreme limit of stupidity Two… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=933 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=933#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:55:03 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=933 what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=933 0 Sardar Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=932 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=932#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:53:47 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=932 Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=932 0 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs 20 lottery… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=931 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=931#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:52:20 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=931 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=931 0 A Sardar went to a bank to open… http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=928 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=928#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:44:26 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=928 A Sardar went to a bank to open a A/C.
After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

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