http://www.smsarchives.com Yet another SMS Collection website Fri, 10 Aug 2012 22:12:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1354 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1354#comments Wed, 18 Jul 2012 00:33:31 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1354 Boy-Tum Ladkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya Hai.
Boy- Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho..!

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1354 0 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1344 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1344#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:32:22 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1344 Boy to a girl: I Love u!
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha Ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u.
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhaha..

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1344 0 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1323 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1323#comments Tue, 20 Mar 2012 05:16:04 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1323 Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya,
Usne 3 din se khaana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke inteezar mein.

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1323 0 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1265 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1265#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:05:35 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1265 Girl1: I am in love
Girl2: Who is he?
Girl3: How does he look?
Girl4: What color?
Girl5: How tall is he?
Girl6: What is he doing?
After full inspection all d girls:
Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl 1: OK…!
Now same situation…
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: it’s party time
Boy3: where is the party
Boy4: through us a party
Boy5: wow let’s have a party
Boy6: Party! Party! Party…!

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1265 0 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1260 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1260#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:33:38 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1260 Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar.
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar.
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya..!!!

]]> http://www.smsarchives.com/?feed=rss2&p=1260 0 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1257 http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1257#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:20:00 +0000 Vk http://www.smsarchives.com/?p=1257 Superb Insult
Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God.
But Does The New One Works?

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